I just took a pen and wrote "Fire!" on all of mine. Why would he say anything else? And he was better as a destroy effect till 6th edition fucked up all the rules with errata. You could use him, regen him with Goblin Chirugeon by sacking another goblin. I hate how Wizards of the Coast has turned Mtg into Yugio trash.
I'm not a troll,I have artworks here on DA. All you did was use Mtg Set Editor and add flavor text to a card that really doesn't have to do with Goblin Fire Starter. He makes fire and not funnel cake. He should just say "Fire!" because that is all that is on his mind.